Wednesday, May 31, 2006
The Ten Chickenhead Commandments...
Compiled by Retro, Gotty™, Big Fame One & PrurientSole...
Please note, these are not the end-all of how you should handle certain types of females. Just a general guide presented by a few of us based of experiences. No chickenheads were harmed during the creation of this list.
1. Never let them hoes stay the night...period.
2. If you go to her house, never let her drive. Always have an out if you gotta be out.
3. Wrap it up, chicks these days want babies, or at least thats what I have learned watching Maury and his "My teenage daughter is outta control shit". I don't even want to get into what I learn watching the damn "Are one of these 14 dudes my babies daddy?" shows.
4. No cellie number for her, especially if you got a girl. *67 is your friend.
5. While we're mentioning phones, ALWAYS remember, after making a phone call, to pick the phone back up and hit a number, don't let a B chick fuck you up with an A chick on some redial shit.
6. Make sure mansuace is disposed of properly, chicks have been known to keep it in their mouth for later use, and pull a turkey baster out for use with a disposed condom. Throw a little tabasco in the condom before tossing it (you'll know if she tries to be shady) or flush it, hell it ain't your toilet right?
7. Never leave'em alone in your room/crib. Not even for a few seconds, cause chances are something WILL go missing or will be snooped thru. This rule shall apply to ladies & smutbuckets. Women by nature are curious creatures.
8. After sex, if she's talking about stuff she needs to do regarding money (ie. "i need to go to the beauty shop/get my nails done/go gorcery shopping"), that's her subtle way of telling you that she's a hooker. Take yourself to the clinic asap cuz chances are that bitch burned you.
9. If you fuckin a girl your age who's grandma is younger than your moms, she's from a long line of chickenheads
10. If she turns into a stage five clinger, four words should cure her...
I
Have
Genital
Warts
... follow that up with "So be on the look-out down there."
She'll stop talking with you, and she can't blab to her co-workers/friends that y'all messed around because she doesn't want it being revealed that she "has" genital warts.
It seems as if Cam is still trying to get @ Jay with his latest diss (click to listen), but it looks as if his ploy isn't working judging by his Soundscan numbers this week.
Note to Cam - I'm not a Jay-rider, but just stop throwing rocks @ the throne...it's entertaining but far from effective it seems.
stray shots
Busta Rhymes - The Big Bang [Disc 2]The Lost Tracks
Lil Keke Feat. Paul Wall & UGK - Chunk Up the Duece-(Promo_CDS)
Webbie Feat. Juelz Santana - Like Whoa
Akon - Gangsta Bop
Lumidee & Fatman Scoop - Dance
Royce Da 5'9 - Ding (R.I.P Proof)(Prod. By. Dj Premier)
Lil Wayne ft.Bobby Valentino - Grownman [Remix]
DJ Whoo Kid & Lloyd Banks - Money In The Bank Pt.4 (Extended Edition)
Busta Rhymes - The Big Bang [Bonus Tracks]
Pharcyde - Labcabin Remixes & B-Sides
Will Downing - Invitation Only
Faith Evans-Speak to my Heart
Mary_J._Blige-Love_And_Life
Anthony Hamilton- Ain't Nobody Worryin'
CeCe Peniston - Finally
Mint Condition- The Collection 1991-1998
Calvin Richardson 2:35 PM
VA - Def Jazz (2005)
Bobby Womack - The Preacher
Afrika Bambaataa - Looking For The Perfect Beat:1980-1985
Thom Yorke - The Eraser
Slick Rick - The Art Of Storytelling
Justus League May Mixtape 2006
Large Professor - Beatz Vol.1
Brand Nubian - The Very Best Of Brand Nubian
Dilla Samples pt.1
Dilla Samples pt.2
Eric Clapton - Ballads (2003)
Eric Clapton- Unplugged (1992)
Eric Clapton & B.B.King - Riding With The King (2000)
5.31 Stray Shots Downloadable Text File
Stray Shots 5.31
"La La La..."
I told you a few weeks ago, you all were about to witness a dynasty like no other.
It's coming no homo.
Parts of the plans for growth are being revealed.
We asked for writers.
We appreciate the response we've recieved.
We've had so many folk who said they'd be down to contribute in any way possible.
We love that.
And while I've tried to answer each and every email with a personal response, it gets redundant saying the same thing.
Plus I realized we need more than just writers to make this thing of ours grow in the direction we foresee.
So for writers, prospective contributors, people with time on your hands and just want to help, we set up something to help clear things up & answer some questions.
Isn't that image hella fresh. Its actually on a hoodie. I don't know sponge bob. I have been feeling the graphic heavy, skater meets hippety hop type jawns lately. The dope thing about copyright law is that THE artist HAVE A RIGHT to incorporate M-O-B-B into their art. I heart america. I heart the old M-O-BB too.
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Blog family. I am in HIP- HOP HAPPYLAND. I managed to "PROCURE" "The World Is Yours" remix , where he says in the Hook, "Keep the La's inna Air". Dude. When I heard that sh*yesterday, I started dancing around.
That song, in and of it self, in its brief three minutes represents me in 94, and who I wanted to be. Someone, actually, I think my first ol' boy, gave it to me on a memorex mix tape, but it was f*cked up because the song would cut off at the end of the tape .
Click the image to read more...
I fucks with Model Minority
While you're checking for us, I usually stroll over & check for her.
She's witty, wise & entertaining.
And I loved this post she made because in it's essence she described what me & my dudes felt when we first heard this track.
So, I asked her to let me jack her post.
Isn't that image hella fresh. Its actually on a hoodie. I don't know sponge bob. I have been feeling the graphic heavy, skater meets hippety hop type jawns lately. The dope thing about copyright law is that THE artist HAVE A RIGHT to incorporate M-O-B-B into their art. I heart america. I heart the old M-O-BB too.
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Blog family. I am in HIP- HOP HAPPYLAND. I managed to "PROCURE" "The World Is Yours" remix , where he says in the Hook, "Keep the La's inna Air". Dude. When I heard that sh*yesterday, I started dancing around.
That song, in and of it self, in its brief three minutes represents me in 94, and who I wanted to be. Someone, actually, I think my first ol' boy, gave it to me on a memorex mix tape, but it was f*cked up because the song would cut off at the end of the tape .
"The fiend of hip hop/ got me stuck like crack pipe."
[ Ol' boy is sayin' that the crack is like the rap, and he stuck on stupid. Dayuuum GINNNNAH.]
"Holding a stolen cops glock w/ g-notes in my hand."
[ First of all dude. This sounds like nothing but trouble. But as soon as he said it, I had a mental image of that scene in Clockers where the young buck was holding the bench down. Talk about a saturated visual. Mental note to self, saturated visuals is hella fresh.].
"The mic is my religion/ the system is the devils lasso."
[ Did god put him on earth to make such poetic songs. Could you imagine the fights that he and Kelis has. Does he leave her little notes. Prolly poetic text messages hunh. I know>>>>hopeless romantic = me<<<<<<]
Up bloggin' as the sun rises. God. I love life.
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New interview with Rakim where he discusses Nas's song, his new label and how it feels to perform in '06, and his family.
Peace to spine mag.
Model Minority
Contributing Writer/C0-D
Wu-Symphony, Part Two, The Presequel
Continued props to cuztbh for this shit!
BRONZE NAZARETH – THOUGHT FOR FOOD VOL 1
JOE MAFIA – THIS ONE
GHOSTFACE – HIDDEN DARTS VOL 1
SHABAZZ – TAKE YOUR TIME EP
TIMBOO KING – P.O.W.
WARCLOUD – PROJECT SCIENCE
HARLEM 6 – CONQUER MIXTAPE
40 GLOCC – THE JAKAL
40 GLOCC – OUTSPOKEN VOL 2
The Black Rose Kartel
M.M.O.
The Proffessional And The Anti Decimator
Wu-Tang Clan - "A Wu-Tang Life NYC" (Extended Version)Part 1
Wu-Tang Clan - "A Wu-Tang Life NYC" (Extended Version)Part 2
RZA - The World According To RZA
Timbo King Presents - The Power of Words
Killah Priest-Priesthood
Mathematics-The Problem
Killah Priest-Black August
La The Darkman-Heist Of The Century
Raekwon-The Vatican Mixtape Vol 1
U-GOD-Golden Arms Redemption
Raekwon-Immobilarity
Royal Fam-Yesterday,Today,Iz Tommorrow
Ghostface Killah-Shaolin's Finest
Inspectah Deck-The Movement
Ghostface Killah - Supreme Clientele
Killarmy-Fear Love And War
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
For You Doom fans...
"Monster's Inc."
To all my bloggers & blog family,
We're currently looking for two to three dedicated, knowledgable, work-for-free, create one or two posts per week type future literary geniuses....shit you don't even have to be a literary genius (look at me).
You just have to 1.) want to write & have your own thoughts 2.) love hip-hop or music in general and 3.) the drive to help us keep up the pace of posting daily...
Is that you?
Get at us!
This beats you starting up your own little crummy blog that only gets 100 visitors per day. Fuck being nice about this shit...cats steadily emailing like "yo I started up my own thing because of you"...bullshit.
Bring your work & ideas here, get noticed & an established readership...we've done the dirty work of gettin it off the ground so you don't have to. Help keep the movement moving.
See I got visions of a "Blog Commission" a la Biggie...e-Cosa Nostra to the fullest, where several strong writers come together & take over the innernets...now that mainstream entities are trying to get in, it's either move or get moved on & rolled over. And we grassroots commonfolk can do it much better than the corporate conglomerates...so let's do it.
Get at us.
Your friend,
Gotty™
Jack of Spades has to be Dally's brother.
Or at least his cousin.
They will now simply be referred to as Monster's Inc.
Jack shot me an email that said "Since I love you guys so much, thought I'd contribute a little with a 'little' Wu & Fam"
Turns out, "a little" is a subjective term. Very subjective.
What follows is a lot of Wu that we'll try to break down over the next few days as to not overwhelm you...
No reups homie.
You motherfuckers were too cheap to cop us harddrives so ain't no way, even amongst us, that we could save all this (Big up to Great Scott though! Appreciate that my dude). Get it while it's hot.
Props to Jack of Spades...
Wu-Symphony, Part One, The Presequel
















